Post by cockzilla on Oct 26, 2003 0:23:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*We cut to thingy-Zilla's bedroom... Zilla is laying on the bed, Completely naked next to a homosexual, Male monkey (We can tell it's a male due to it's huge balls. Zilla is bleeding from the mouth. Zilla and the monkey are both smoking cigars*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Ah... Nothing like ass-sex with a monkey while chewing on glass! Only one thing better... gold! It's the ONLY reason I've come here!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla puts out his cigar on the monkey's testicles! The Monkey yelps and begins to masterbate!*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Ugh... Disgusting Monkey!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla pulls a gun out from under his pillow and blows the monkey's brains all over the walls*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "It's so d**n hard to find a good sex monkey these days..."[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla gets up and starts walking down the hallway.. The camera follows him catching every jiggle of his tight ass cheeks in the moonlight... Back and forth they wiggle...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Stop looking at I disagree! Like I was saying, The ONLY reason I've come here to the HCF is for gold! I'm already PWE world champion... How great it would be to have the HCF Universal championship?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*We enter the kitchen where there is a dead goat, Bloated by the louisiana heat laying on the counter. Zilla pulls a knife out of a drawer*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Pardon me while I get something to eat!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes out a slice of bread and walks over to the dead goat. Zilla cuts off the goats thingy and places it on the bread. Out of teh open wound on the goat, A think puss beging to flow... Zilla lets it cover the thingy-hot dog...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "I think I'll fit right in here in the HCF.... Everyone is just as normal as me!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes a huge bite from the goat thingy / puss sandwich allowing the puss driplets to fall all over his bare, Hairy chest.. His nipples becoming aroused by the stickiness... Zilla spits out the bite*[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Zilla : "Yuck! This is sugar-free Goat thingy! Nasty! I need something to drink!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes out a blender and plugs it in... Zilla reaches into his cabnet and takes out a live kitten... Zilla puts the cat in the blender and hits "Puree" until the kitten is a thick-soupy liquid. Zilla pours a big glass of kitten and drinks it down...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Numm, Numm! Ok, if you people would leave now, I need to get back to the sex![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla opens up a large cabnet where Kidd Pain is tied to a water pipe*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "monkeys dead... I need your ass!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla unties Kidd Pain and drags him off to the bedroom. We fade out as we hear Kidd Pain scream from the larger-than-average johnson sliding into his under-aged chocolate factory*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Ah... Nothing like ass-sex with a monkey while chewing on glass! Only one thing better... gold! It's the ONLY reason I've come here!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla puts out his cigar on the monkey's testicles! The Monkey yelps and begins to masterbate!*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Ugh... Disgusting Monkey!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla pulls a gun out from under his pillow and blows the monkey's brains all over the walls*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "It's so d**n hard to find a good sex monkey these days..."[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla gets up and starts walking down the hallway.. The camera follows him catching every jiggle of his tight ass cheeks in the moonlight... Back and forth they wiggle...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Stop looking at I disagree! Like I was saying, The ONLY reason I've come here to the HCF is for gold! I'm already PWE world champion... How great it would be to have the HCF Universal championship?[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*We enter the kitchen where there is a dead goat, Bloated by the louisiana heat laying on the counter. Zilla pulls a knife out of a drawer*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Pardon me while I get something to eat!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes out a slice of bread and walks over to the dead goat. Zilla cuts off the goats thingy and places it on the bread. Out of teh open wound on the goat, A think puss beging to flow... Zilla lets it cover the thingy-hot dog...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "I think I'll fit right in here in the HCF.... Everyone is just as normal as me!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes a huge bite from the goat thingy / puss sandwich allowing the puss driplets to fall all over his bare, Hairy chest.. His nipples becoming aroused by the stickiness... Zilla spits out the bite*[/glow]
[glow=Green,2,300]Zilla : "Yuck! This is sugar-free Goat thingy! Nasty! I need something to drink!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla takes out a blender and plugs it in... Zilla reaches into his cabnet and takes out a live kitten... Zilla puts the cat in the blender and hits "Puree" until the kitten is a thick-soupy liquid. Zilla pours a big glass of kitten and drinks it down...*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "Numm, Numm! Ok, if you people would leave now, I need to get back to the sex![/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla opens up a large cabnet where Kidd Pain is tied to a water pipe*[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]Zilla : "monkeys dead... I need your ass!"[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]*Zilla unties Kidd Pain and drags him off to the bedroom. We fade out as we hear Kidd Pain scream from the larger-than-average johnson sliding into his under-aged chocolate factory*[/glow]